100 'Confidential' Postcards from Hillary Clinton
On Thursday, Latvia will officially become the 100th country that Hillary Clinton has visited as Secretary of State. Earlier this month, Clinton beat Madeleine Albright’s record of 96 countries, because as she says, “nothing substitutes for showing up."
1) Denmark
"Ok, we'll give you Joe Biden in exchange for some waffles."
"Nice try, Angela, but your hairstyle is so pre-financial crisis."
"I hate meeting with debt collectors."
14) Switzerland
"Nice pad. I see austerity hasn't hit Downing Street yet."
"Do you know my boss?"
19) South Africa
"No, I won't email you my bank account number."
"I hope this means the same thing here as it does in America."
"If I don't eat these, my husband will. Trust me."
28) Iraq
"Is that guy about to chuck a shoe?"
"Those brownies were awesome, but for some reason I'm still hungry."
34) Dominican Republic
"Just take the photo already."
"I thought they wear red in the North?"
"So, you lost to a Socialist. Join the club."
"A woman who rocks a hat like that deserves some R-E-S-P-E-C-T."
"And it was only three inches long?!"
"So how long have you guys been together?"
59) Malaysia
60) Papua New Guinea
61) New Zealand
62) Australia
63) Azerbaijan
"You ever just need a hug sometimes?"
65) Georgia
66) Colombia
"#YOLO! You girls should meet some of my Secret Service buddies!"
68) Estonia
69) Uruguay
70) Chile
71) Brazil
72) Costa Rica
73) Guatemala
"Peace out, bitches."
75) Qatar
76) Jordan
"And then I said, 'Bill, what about my needs?"
78) Burma
"Suu Kyi, you should really get out more."
80) Oman
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81) Tajikistan
82) Greece
83) Hungary
84) Spain
85) Jamaica
86) Zambia
87) Tanzania
88) Ethiopia
"And then she realized ... the call was coming from inside the house!"
89) Italy
90) Tunisia
"What? No jasmine?"
91) Yemen
92) Norway
93) Sweden
94) Bangladesh
95) Algeria
"Are those guns or are you guys happy to see me?"
96) Bulgaria
"This is the most iconic image to come out of Bulgaria since ever."
97) Ivory Coast
98) Togo
See you there, Hillary:
99) Finland
100) Latvia
