We Made Some Science-Themed Valentines for the Person You Have Your Ion

You don't have to be a chemist to do it periodically on the table — especially when the only thing bigger than your hard drive is your sex drive. 

We've created some sexy science- and tech-related Valentine's Day cards for your favorite research assistant. Use them well and often — and with any luck, you'll be (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2.

1. For the office hottie

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2. For your sweetie

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3. For the one you've bonded with

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4. For the girl with space pants (her ass is outta this world)

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5. For the one who completes you

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6. For the tiny crush that could grow into more

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7. For the computer whiz

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8. For the snazzy dresser

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9. For your study partner

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10. For the Bill to your Melinda Gates

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11. For the one you want to poke

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12. (This is a real thing)

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