You don't have to be a chemist to do it periodically on the table — especially when the only thing bigger than your hard drive is your sex drive.
We've created some sexy science- and tech-related Valentine's Day cards for your favorite research assistant. Use them well and often — and with any luck, you'll be (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2.
1. For the office hottie
2. For your sweetie
3. For the one you've bonded with
4. For the girl with space pants (her ass is outta this world)
5. For the one who completes you
6. For the tiny crush that could grow into more
7. For the computer whiz
8. For the snazzy dresser
9. For your study partner
10. For the Bill to your Melinda Gates
11. For the one you want to poke