Now, we've heard of eyeshadow being used in some off-kilter ways (under-eye concealer, tattoo coverup, bronzer), but beard thickener? That's definitely a new one, or perhaps the start of a bizarre and intriguing trend.
Here's the before:
And here's the after:
Hardly a world of difference to the casual observer, but if his Tyra Banks smize in the "after" is any indicator, the confidence boost was worth the added coloration.
Redditors seemed pleased with the result:
The makeup [definitely] takes you from "normal guy" to "majestic sea [captain]." —kimchinaut
The critics have spoken: IT'S POSITIVELY MAH-JES-TIC!
So could this be the start of a full-blown movement for patchy-bearded men everywhere? It wouldn't be completely out of nowhere: Brands like Kenmen already offer specifically designed Brow & Beard Corrector, while similar brands hawk beard oil, even beard shampoo. We'll take that over glitter beards any day.