Khloé Kardashian Admitted She's Never Seen a White Penis Before on 'Kocktails With Khloé'


Why are we here, on this earth? What's up with the Bermuda Triangle? What *actually* goes on inside a dishwasher? These are just some of life's unsolved mysteries. But for Khloé Kardashian, the list includes another li'l thing:

What does a white man's penis look like?

On her show Kocktails With Khloé, actor Pauly Shore (of 1996's Bio-Dome fame) randomly showed up and questioned Kardashian on her and her sisters' attraction to black men. To which the reality maven cheekily replied:

I'm not their vagina. So all I can speak about is my vagina. [Dating black men] is all I know, though. I've never seen a white penis. So if you wanna show me yours, I would like to see it. I've never seen one.

So if Khloé were to see a white weenie, would she be surprised by what she saw? TBH, it probably depends on the guy.

While stereotypes about black men being larger than white men may lead us to believe that race has something to do with dick size, science suggests that penis size actually just depends on the individual. An in-depth dick study from 2014 "across all ages and races" failed to find a correlation between race and ding-dong length. Rather, the average penis size is somewhere in the ballpark of 3.61 inches soft and 5.17 inches erect, regardless of race or ethnicity. 

So Khloé, girl, there is no need to subject yourself to the sight of Pauly Shore's peen to know what a Caucasian cock looks like. Just use your imagination! Close your eyes. Picture a wang. Now just imagine it being the color of, IDK, Mr. Bigglesworth from Austin Powers

Or, alternatively, you could just Google a few.

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You can watch the full clip from Kocktails with Khloé below. 

h/t The Cut