Watch a Hydraulic Press Smash a Gigantic Jawbreaker Into Pieces

I thought we'd reached peak shit-crushing when YouTube's Hydraulic Press Channel crushed a hydraulic press with a hydraulic press. But alas, when it comes to shit getting crushed, the limit does not exist. 

In a video that's already raked in over 1 million views as of Monday afternoon, an "outrageously humungous" Mega Bruiser jawbreaker is pulverized beneath the hydraulic press almost instantly. 

To be honest, it's... underwhelming. 

Source: YouTube

Crushing the remaining half of the jawbreaker is a bit more satisfying, resulting in snack-sized Jawbreaker bites. 

Source: YouTube

In a far more satisfying twist, the jawbreaker is microwaved before it's crushed beneath the hydraulic press. Yes — this is the slow, juicy destruction we were looking for.

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Want to recreate the magic at home? If you don't have access to a hydraulic press, you can always impale a jawbreaker with a red hot nickel ball.