Halloween 2012 Costumes: 10 Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas
The ultimate dilemma for a girl on Halloween: should you wear a slutty costume? Below, a pro/con list to guide you through the decision making process.
1. Sexy Soldier
Pro: Camo jacket has pockets, therefore won’t need to carry a purse
Con: Blisters from four-inch heels mocking reminder of own suffering compared to troops’
2. Sexy Baby
Pro: Diaper allows you to skip long bathroom lines
Con: Inherently gross on every level
3. Sexy Nurse
Pro: White mini skirt super flattering
Con: All incoming pick up lines sponge bath double entendres
4. Sexy Cop
Pro: Water gun can be filled with vodka
Con: Inevitable drunk and disorderly arrest too ironic
5. Sexy Olympian
Pro: Leotard from Kerri Strug costume still fits
Con: Half-twisting double back handspring difficult to execute in crowded bar
6. Sexy Cat
Pro: Classic
Con: Alternate meanings of the word “pussy”
7. Sexy Hitler
Pro: None
Con: Where to begin...
8. Sexy Stripper
Pro: Could turn profit from singles stuffed into costume by strangers
Con: Obvious cry for help
9. Sexy Revolutionary
Pro: Tri-cornered hat
Con: Unrealistic
10. Sexy Hurricane
Pro: Topical
Con: Costume shop in evacuation zone