Pix2Pix is a newly released neural net implementation that can be trained to complete pictures. For the Cronenberg-esque characters below, we used a model that interprets drawings from an MS Paint-style interface, using its understanding of shapes and human drawings. If you're really, really good at drawing, it can actually generate something resembling a normal human. If you're like me though, it just spits out monstrosities.
Although the drawings below might fool you, I'm not a trained artist. I also tried to sketch each video character with as few lines as possible, and I used a mouse. I figured if we're gonna Cronenberg it up, we might as well go all in. The first image in each set is my drawing; the second is what Pix2Pix output.
Pix2Pix memes: Cronenberg Mario
We started with one of video-gaming's most iconic characters. Running Mario through Pix2Pix actually resulted in something resembling a living creature. However, Mario's hat turned into flesh during the transition and grew a mohawk.
Pix2Pix memes: Cronenberg Pac-Man
After Mario, we went further back in video game history to visit Pac-Man. Cronenberg Pac-Man is basically the destroyer of worlds and the harbinger of darkness. When you look into his beady eye and hair-covered snout, you know there is only terror left for you.
Pix2Pix memes: Cronenberg Inky
Next, we visited one of Pac-Man's nemesis, Inky. You can't tell it's Inky because I only had black ink to work with but trust me, it's Inky. The Pix2Pix version of Inky looks like Cthulhu and the guy from Ancient Aliens had a love child (or a hate child).
Pix2Pix memes: Cronenberg Pikachu
Going back to Nintendo properties, we sent everyone's favorite electric mouse, Pikachu through Pix2Pix. At first glance, it may look like Jacobim Mugatu did the fusion dance with a slice of pizza, but if you look closer, you'll see this creature has a little smirk and a knowing look. What a sassy Cronenberg!
Pix2Pix memes: Cronenberg Mega Man
The Blue Bomber went on a trip through Pix2Pix, and this thing came out. I'm reminded slightly of Danny DeVito for some reason, but it really just looks like a baby with male-pattern baldness. I was expecting more out of you Cronenberg Mega Man.
Pix2Pix memes: Cronenberg Big Boss
Big Boss was already just an explosion away from full on Cronenberg during Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. I took a little artistic license and left the huge chunk of shrapnel out of his head to give Pix2Pix a fighting at looking human. On an "is-it-human?" scale of one to 10, with one being a platypus and 10 being Michael Cera, I give Cronenberg Big Boss a solid six. Unfortunately, he now has a hair eyepatch, and that's something we're both gonna have to live with.
Pix2Pix memes: Cronenberg Cyborg Ninja
Next up we have Solid Snake's former BFF Gray Fox. I just drew his mask, but we got an interesting result from Pix2Pix that looked like that monster from Pan's Labyrinth finally got a single eyeball and started wearing a toupee. My headcanon is now that the monster got his act together and opened a flower shop after the events of the movie.
Pix2Pix memes: Cronenberg Sonic
Sending Sonic through Pix2Pix finally cured him of the need to go fast. He has transcended and is now a fifth-dimensional creature that looks like E.T. in profile or like a failed Ripley clone from Alien Resurrection.
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