1) Sienna Miller's pet name for P. Diddy is "SHI SHI". Goodnight. That's all you ever need to know in life.
2) Amanda Seyfried's diaphanous Givenchy creation is my favorite dress so far. Kerry Washington and Marion Cotillard also winning. I just can't with Giuliana Rancic right now.
3) Emily Blunt was in my spinning class last week. That has nothing to do with anything. But, like, hey!
4) Jennifer Lawrence's fembot boobs! They are in a different time zone from the rest of her body.
5) Predictions, forthwith.
Big Winners Tonight: Zero Dark Thirty, Jessica Chastain, Daniel Day Lewis, Silver Linings Playbook, Anne Hathaway, Girls.
6) There is a lot, a lot, a lot of stuff on tv tonight. Globie Globes, Girls season premiere, Downton Abbey. Here is Vanity Fair's guide to managing the overwhelming FOMO.