Jack White Will Win a Grammy


I'ma be like that when Jack White wins.

He's going to win something for his album Blunderbuss tonight. He has to. I don't want to live in a world where musical exceptionalism is rendered subterranean. 

He has a couple of opportunities to take home some hardware. He's nominated for "Album of the Year," "Best Rock Song," and "Best Rock Album."

Who's with me? I call being the red Power Ranger.