Oscars shock


Shock of the night. Jennifer Aniston wearing RED. 

Bradley Cooper brought his mom. Could my mom's crush on him get any bigger? 

Anne Hathaway's darts make her boobies look like they belong on a fembot. Also, a necklace wth the high neckline? 

(Ooh, #AnneHathawaysNipples is a hashtag. Let's get it trending).

Charlize's dress has a little bit of a Gwyneth with the cape vibe. 

Helena Bonham Carter's dress is actually fairly reserved for her. 

Jane Fonda looks like a stylish highlighter. Viva los 80s.

Does Norah Jones have a baby bump? Not criticizing. I'm having food septuplets.