H/T Seth MacFarlane's Monologue


I'm not gonna lie, I loved Seth Mac's set. He was articulate, energetic, controversial, and completely un-animated.

The monologue included:

1. A Star Trek cameo via James T. Kirk.

2. A song and dance about everyone's boobs (full transcript coming up later).

3. Jabs at Mel Gibson and Chris Brown.

4. A Denzel Washington sock puppet

5. A Flying Nun makeout session and a joke about Amy Adams.

6. Zero Ted appearances.

7. And, the best part, a joke about this: