Jill Layton started writing professionally when she realized her emails and texts were kinda funny. She’s an affiliate shopping writer and lifestyle contributor for Scary Mommy. She also writes for Techwalla, eHow, and Cuteness. She owns a greeting card company called Yellow Grass Greetings and is a ghostwriter for comedians — don’t tell anyone. She’s the mom of two alarmingly witty kids and the world’s most perfect dog, all of whom she shares with her wife.