Weird, clever things that make your cat less pissy

Products that turn your grumpy cat into a bona fide angel.

Weird, clever things that make your cat less pissy
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ByAlexandra Elizabeth
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We adore our sweet, fluffy cats, but that doesn’t change the fact that if the mood strikes, they can transform into pissy, fanged monsters with razor-sharp claws. But you can help your cat remain the soft little angel you know and love with a little bit of strategic preparation. Here, you’ll find weird, clever products that will help keep your feline’s demon impulses at bay, at least for a little while. From stress-relieving solutions to ultra-engaging toys that satisfy their natural instincts, there’s something here that’s bound to turn their temper tantrums into satisfied purrs.

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This potent alternative to catnip your kitty will love

For cats in need of a little distraction, this all-natural catnip alternative is sure to get their motors running. It’s made from the silvervine plant with no other additives, and some data suggests it’s even more powerful than standard catnip. It comes in a convenient metal tin and can be used on anything from toys to scratching structures.

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A convenient feeder that ensures they’ll never miss a meal

If your cat gets pissy at the specter of a missed meal, avoid the catastrophe with this automatic cat feeder. It has a clear LCD screen for easy programming, so you can customize the timing of feedings to his majesty’s preferences. You can even record your voice for a mealtime greeting to play when you’re away.

  • Available colors: 2

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The cat tunnel that’s perfect for the zoomies

Create lots of opportunities for playtime with this cat tunnel. Made with a durable steel frame, it features three separate entrances and a top opening for them to pop their head out of. It comes adorned with interactive toys for batting and pouncing and can be packed flat for easy storage as well.

  • Available colors: 12

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An unobtrustive scratcher that won’t take up tons of room

For those who want to appease their cats, but don’t have a ton of square footage to do so, consider this scratcher mat. It lies flush on the ground and has a low profile, yet still provides plenty of stimulation, thanks to the textured weave that’s oh-so scratchable. Hang it on the wall for a vertical option or leave it on the floor where it’ll stay in place thanks to its nonslip coating on the back.

  • Available colors: 5

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A clever chew toy that actually helps with dental care

This dental chew toy is an excellent option for both hygiene and playtime — and it’s perfect for the feline that stubbornly refuses a toothbrush. The toy has a textured mesh net exterior that helps trap and remove buildup on teeth. It’s filled with real dried mint, too, to leave kitty’s breath smelling fresh and clean.

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These invisible shields that protect your furniture

Make scratching up the sofa way less appealing with these furniture protectors. They’re completely transparent and adhere to the sides of your couches and chairs to create a slippery surface that both protects the material from damage and also deters your cat from scratching in the first place. Just stick them in place and you’ll both be less pissy.

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This cat retreat with space for both hiding & perching

Give your kitty the privacy and comfort it craves with this cat cube condo. In addition to the charming alliterative name, this bed features a lofted perch above and a concealed cave below to give your cat multiple lounging options. The top pad is even reversible, with a cooler fabric on one side for summer and a warmer one for winter on the other. The hanging ball and the scratcher on the side only sweeten the deal for your feline.

  • Available colors: 9

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A bouncing toy that’ll have your cat leaping for joy

When it comes to entertaining your kitty, sometimes the classics can’t be beat, and this interactive cat toy is no exception. It features a lightweight wire that provides plenty of bounce, with several tubes of rolled-up paper secured at the end. Just move the toy around and watch them leap and pounce.

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This genius solution for cats who like to use your keyboard

If the phrase “If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em,” could take an inanimate form, it would be this acrylic laptop riser. Perfect for the cat who just can’t seem to leave you alone when you’re working, this riser creates a perfect perch for them while still leaving enough room for your hands to actually reach the keys. There are also nonslip bumpers on the bottom to keep it stable on your desk.

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These highly rated, squeezable treats your feline will adore

For both bribing and pampering your cat, these creamy treats are a necessity. Boasting a ridiculously high 4.8-star overall rating after 29,000 reviews, the jar comes with both tuna- and chicken-flavored treats, but what’s most innovative is the packaging. They’re dispensed in little tubes (think: Go-Gurt), so they’re perfect for pushing up a bit at a time to distract your kitty from less pleasant tasks, like grooming or medicating.

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A scratching post tower that’s so engaging

Help your kitty file down their claws and release excess energy with this cat scratching post. It has a small footprint but plenty of height, plus lots of enticing, textured sisal rope. It also has a spring-loaded toy at the base and two fluffy toys attached to the post for plenty of batting opportunities.

  • Available colors: 4

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An interactive bird toy your cat will love to terrorize

If your pet requires lifelike motion in their playthings, this flapping bird toy is the perfect option. This sweet little birdie has wings that move and flap at three different speeds for plenty of variety. And since it’s rechargeable via USB, it’s convenient, too. It even comes with a loop on the back, so you can attach it to your existing cat wand.

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A soothing massager for your stressed-out pet

If stress and tension is just one of the many reasons your cat is acting pissy, try this pet massager to help soothe and relax them. It features four rotating nodules made out of soft silicone, each with individual bristles that help provide a gentle, calming pressure. It even has vibrating and kneading functions, too.

  • Available colors: 3

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The easy-to-install window perch for watching the outside world

For an instant home upgrade (according to your cat, anyway), try this window perch. It’s simple and commitment free, since it’s held in place with grippy suction cups, so your cat can easily sunbathe. Made from a sturdy, quick-drying material, this cozy retreat will securely suspend felines weighing up to 40 pounds.

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A quiet cat fountain that encourages kitty to hydrate

Felines are known to be attracted to running water, so help your furry friend stay hydrated with this cat water fountain. It has a quiet motor, so it won’t be disruptive, and even has a built-in filtration system, so you can be sure your pet is getting the freshest H2O. And since it holds a generous 2.1 liters, you won’t have to constantly refill it.

  • Available colors: 6

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These catnip-stuffed mice that are an Amazon reviewer fave

For an engaging and stimulating toy without the mess, look no further than these skitter critters. They come three to a set and are shaped like little mice, complete with woven tails and plush exteriors. Inside, they’re filled with catnip, which makes for an exhilarating romp for your kitty. The set is incredibly wallet friendly, and boasts a stellar 4.7-star overall rating.

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The heated heartbeat toy designed to help with stress

Whether you’ve adopted a young kitten or your cat is just prone to anxiety, this snuggle kitty can help. It’s a plush stuffed animal with a heating pad in a hidden pouch to mimic the warmth of littermates. It even has a small, pulsing “heart” insert to make their new snuggly friend even more lifelike.

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A 3-level ball track your feline will love

Shake up your pet’s usual entertainment with this ball track toy. It features three grooved trays with a cute cat figurine on top. In the middle, you’ll find six rolling balls, three of which have jingling bells and three of which are silent. You can also remove the stacking layers and let them play with the balls solo.

  • Available colors: 5

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These unique cat toys that encourage stalking

Give your kitty the opportunity to express their full range of behaviors with these cat toys. The abstract shapes create an irregular bouncing pattern when tossed, encouraging them to stalk these unpredictable little toys. They also slide and glide smoothly across many surfaces, so you can interact with your pet and toss them back and forth, or let them have some solo playtime. One reviewer wrote, “Every time my kitty locks in on this toy, he is occupied for a minimum of an hour! I've never seen him play so actively with another toy! He's jumping, twisting, flipping, running, spinning, all over the place!”

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A donut-like pet bed with a calming effect

Your cat deserves the utmost when it comes to cozy pampering, so get them all set up with this calming pet bed. Not only is it covered in a soft, shag-like material, but it has a cutout center, so your cat can burrow down and feel protected by the raised edges. It’s also loved by Amazon reviewers, over 18,000 of whom have weighed in to give it an impressive 4.6-star overall rating.

  • Available colors: 14

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The comfy sling that lets you take your cat on the go

This convenient cat sling carrier is perfect for when you need to keep your pet calm and within arm’s reach. It’s made from a breathable cotton blend with a reversible pattern, and it’s even machine washable. And since it’s 20 inches wide and 14 inches deep, it’s got plenty of room for pets up to 14 pounds.

  • Available colors: 3

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This highly rated cat carrier you need ASAP

This top-entry cat carrier is a must, not least of all because 31,000 reviewers have weighed in to grant it a stellar 4.8-star overall rating on Amazon. It boasts a zippered entry point on top as well as the front, giving you multiple options for wrangling wiggly kitties inside. It also features a reinforced base and mesh panels for airflow and visibility.

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A super soft blanket that’s waterproof, just in case

If you love to have your cat cuddle on your furniture, but don’t always love the mess they bring with them, this waterproof pet blanket can help. One side is made from smooth flannel fleece and the other from sherpa fleece, with a waterproof liner in the middle to protect your surfaces from any potential accidents. Just toss it in the washing machine when it needs a cleaning.

  • Available colors: 8

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The handy mat that reduces litter spread

For cats who tend to track litter from the box to your floors, this litter trapper mat is the perfect solution. It’s comprised of two flexible plastic layers — the bottom is a solid square, while the top is covered in perforated holes, which catch litter. Just peel them apart and empty, or place an absorbent pad in the center for easier cleanup. With less litter to step on, you may be a little less pissy, too.

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A shampoo that delivers a bath without any water

Even though felines bathe themselves, sometimes you have to step in, and that’s where this waterless cat shampoo and conditioner comes in handy. A dream for cats who get grumpy at the thought of a full sink bath, it can help make their coat look and smell better, as well as reduce hair balls. Better yet, it’s made without sulfates or parabens.

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This grass & planter kit that might help reduce hair balls

Make your space even more inviting to your feline friend with this cat grass kit, which comes with everything you need to grow your own cat grass. It has seeds, soil discs, and even a charming wooden planter box. Cat grass is a healthy addition to your kitty’s diet, and can even help cut down on hair balls — which means less cleanup (and pissiness) for you.

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A pair of textured gloves for easier brushing

Keep your cat’s coat looking soft and smooth with these grooming gloves. The palms and fingertips come equipped with flexible bristles to easily work through tangles and clumps, while removing excess hair that might otherwise get all over your furniture. And the best part? They provide some protection if your cat decides to reciprocate your grooming with some swatting and biting.

  • Available colors: 2

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This soothing diffuser that can help your cat feel chill

Make your home a little more zen with this cat calming diffuser. It releases a pheromone that can help your feline feel more relaxed, so they can cut back on behaviors that stress you both out, like spraying and scratching. Just plug it into a wall power outlet and you’re good to go.

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A self-warming cat bed that’s so plush & inviting

If your kitty won’t leave you alone because they like the utmost of toastiness, try this self-warming cat bed to satisfy them. It’s constructed with a reflective thermal sheet in the center that absorbs your cat’s body heat, then sends it back out, thereby keeping things nice and cozy. On the outside, you’ll find a plush coating that’s soft and inviting.

  • Available colors: 6

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These elevated feeding bowls that help promote better digestion

Whoever said pet products couldn’t be stylish never met these elevated cat bowls. What’s even better, though, is that the elevated design may help make eating more comfortable for your cat, which might help prevent vomiting. (It can also be helpful for older kitties with joint stiffness.) The metal stand features a simple wooden tray with two stainless steel bowls perfect for kibble and water.

  • Available colors: 3

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An odor-fighting spray for a fresher space

Take back your space without upsetting your cat by using this stain and odor eliminator spray. It doesn’t contain any chlorine and is safe to use on a variety of surfaces, including upholstery, hardwood, turf, tile, carpets, and more. While it works for dog messes too, it’s especially great for cat cleanup since the enzymes can target hard-to-tackle ammonia crystals.

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This rolling pet hair remover you can use again & again

Say goodbye to constantly refilling your lint roller with fresh sticky sheets once you have this pet hair remover. Just roll it back and forth over a surface and it will create static cling that grabs up all the cat fur. When it’s full, just press the button on top to open up the chamber and remove the hair. It’s an Amazon favorite that keeps pet owners happy, having earned more than 130,000 five-star ratings on Amazon.

  • Available colors: 2

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A behavior correction spray for quick results

If your cat is shredding your new couch or scratching up a storm, it’s a good time to consider this behavior correction spray. It works in two ways: The compressed air makes a startling sound, while a pheromone is released — both combine to act as a deterrent. For best results, use the spray while your cat is in the middle of the unwanted behavior, like clawing furniture or hopping up on the counter.

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The wall-mounted catnip toy that keeps mess to a minimum

This wall-mounted catnip setup makes for an ideal way to stimulate your cat, aid in their digestion, and help relieve stress. Just use the adhesive backing to mount it to the wall, remove the dust cover caps, and let your cat get to licking. As one five-star reviewer wrote, “This product is perfect if you have cats that LOVE catnip but don't want to deal with the mess of loose catnip!”

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This rotating cat toy for hours of entertainment

An entertained cat is a happy cat, so for the ultimate in feline engagement, consider this automatic hide-and-seek cat toy. It features a spinning butterfly on top and a feathered toy hidden under the cover for multiple play options. The motor spins them both in an irregular pattern to mimic real prey, so your kitty will have to work a little harder to stalk and pounce.