If Your Vagina Were on Twitter, Here's What It Would Tweet
Between the unfortunately timed yeast infections and inexplicable attraction to your bestie's weird cousin, sometimes your vagina can have a mind of her own. It seems like life would be a lot easier if your vagina had some outlet to let you know what the eff was going on. She would be smart. She would be sassy. And she'd probably be on Twitter.
Even though your vagina has likely prompted to you to make some questionable decisions in the past, there's no doubt she'd be a Twitter kween. Here are some things your lady flower would surely tweet: