Eve Peyser

Bio

Eve Peyser is a writer who grew up in Manhattan and now lives in Brooklyn. Her work has appeared on NYMag.com, Buzzfeed, The New Inquiry, Mic, The Daily Dot, and Art21 Magazine. She's been written about in the New York Times, Perez Hilton and Cosmopolitan and featured on CNN. She is extremely fun both on and off the internet.

24 of the Biggest Concerns We All Have During Sex, Ranked
By Eve Peyser
Having sex with someone for the first time? Good luck! With all those genitals and all that rubbing together of wet parts, the possibility of awkwardness is high. Plus, good sex doesn't always come naturally — especially when you don't know the…
If Your Sims Could Text, These Are the 10 Messages They'd Send You
By Eve Peyser
The Sims is one of the most popular computer games of all time, in part because it's an ideal way for people to unleash all the aggression we accumulate in our daily lives. Whether you're creating a Sim with horrifying green scales or slowly and…
The Definitive Matrix of All the Friends You Have in Your 20s
By Eve Peyser
In high school and college, your social circle is largely predetermined, like your genetic code. But post-grad is a whole other story, because your 20s is when you discover who you and your friends really are. When you're out in the world alone, you…
9 NSFW Valentine's Day Cards That You Should Be Sending Your Exes
By Eve Peyser
Valentine's Day is approaching, which is unfortunate for us single people. Not because we're necessarily sad about being single, but because society has conditioned us to feel bad about being single on V-Day. Boo-hoo!  Even if you decide to attend…
Do Not Plan a "Last Night Ever" With Your Ex
By Eve Peyser
After Colin* dumped me, we continued to hang out for weeks. It wasn't your typical breakup — we'd only been dating for a month and a half before he decided to end things. But immediately afterward, whenever I saw him, I'd say, "It feels weird not to…
Each and Every One of Us Is Now Less Than 10 Steps Away From Being Basic
By Eve Peyser
It's 2016, and the term "basic" has basically lost its meaning. You know what it means. Your parents know what it means. Your grandparents probably know what it means, and they probably think you're basic. The term has reached cultural saturation,…
12 Things You're Really Saying With Your Flaky Texts
By Eve Peyser
In the era of texting and iMessage, it's never been easier to flake on preexisting social obligations. Quickly type up an excuse (any excuse will do!), ditch whatever work party or coffee meeting you felt obligated to go to, and you and Netflix can…
10 Sex Slang Terms That Will Be Bae in 2016
By Eve Peyser
It's almost 2016 and goddamn, we are in need of some new slang words for sex. Sure, 2015 was full of great phrases like "trap queen" and "ghosting," but I'm getting pretty bored of texting my bae "Netflix & chill?" when I'm feeling horny. So, let's…
If Your Vagina Were on Twitter, Here's What It Would Tweet
By Eve Peyser
Between the unfortunately timed yeast infections and inexplicable attraction to your bestie's weird cousin, sometimes your vagina can have a mind of her own. It seems like life would be a lot easier if your vagina had some outlet to let you know…
Sex Tips for People Who Just Ate an Entire Thanksgiving Dinner
By Eve Peyser
If you've ever had sex on an extremely full stomach, you probably know how unpleasant it is: the feeling like you're gonna barf at any moment, the sound of the contents of your stomach sloshing back and forth, perfectly timed with your partner's…
8 Hilariously Honest Buttons Social Media Needs Instead of "Like"
By Eve Peyser
Twitter traded its iconic "fave" star for a more generic red heart on Nov. 3. The Internet freaked out, because hey, change is scary! The shift from stars to hearts came on the tail end of another major social media announcement. In October,…
Comedian Josh Gondelman Is Proof Kindness Can Kill in Comedy
By Eve Peyser
Josh Gondelman is one of the nicest comedians on (and off) Twitter. A writer for Last Week Tonight, co-creator of Modern Seinfeld and co-author of the new book You Blew It!, Gondelman still has time to regularly give his followers nightly pep talks,…
Men, Get Over Yourselves and Go Down on Your Girlfriends Already, Geez
By Eve Peyser
When I was 14, my mom gave me a piece of advice that stuck with me. "Don't do anything with a guy if he won't reciprocate," she warned. "Boys might pressure you into giving them a handjob or blowjob, but make sure that they return the favor." At…
With Martin Shkreli, We've Officially Reached Peak Fuckboy
By Eve Peyser
For the Internet, Martin Shkreli is like Donald Trump or pumpkin-spiced flavored products in the fall: a gift that keeps on giving. A former hedge fund manager and pharmaceutical executive, Shkreli became well-known for his douchery back in…
Here's What Happened When I Matched on Tinder With the Most Hated Man in America
By Eve Peyser
Tinder is a vast expanse of lonely millennials looking for some form of connection, offering the promise of either a one-night stand with a total stranger or the promise of everlasting love (or at the very least, someone to get brunch with). Out of…