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Yousaf Raza Gilani: Former Pakistan PM's Son Ali Haider Gilani Abducted

Otis Wright Porn: Judge Sanctions Lawyers For Fraudulent Filing in Porn Cases

Google Glass Release: In Time, This Will Be a Hot Item

Amanda Berry 911 Call: Audio and Transcript Of Call That Lead to Discovery Of 3 Missing Women

GOP Wants to Suppress College Voting in Ohio

iPad 5: Why All Tablets Are Bad Apples

Baseball Game in South Side Of Chicago Cancelled Due to Parents' Fears Of Violent Crime

Anthony Foxx: Obama Nominates Charlotte Mayor For Cabinet Post

New $100 Bill: Will Release in October, Features New Anti-Counterfeit Measures

Jeb Bush 2016: Barbara Bush Says U.S. Has Had "Enough Bushes"

Immigration Reform 2013: Marco Rubio Hints At Freeze On Muslim Student Visas

South Carolina Elections: Does Colbert-Busch Have a Chance?

Sabah Conflict: 50 Sulu Royal Army Rebels Arrested in Malaysia

Same-Sex Marriage Just One Of Many Issues Dividing Catholic Clergy and Laity, According to Poll

Gun Control: Small Town in Maine Proposes Mandatory Gun Possession to Residents

Gay Marriage: Jayne Rowse and April DeBoer Challenge Michigan Gay Marriage Ban

Mitch McConnell 'Harlem Shake': Mask Of Senate Minority Leader Placed in Dance Video

TSA Banned Items: What Is Not Allowed in Carry Ons?